But I digress…
If you’re an agent, well… I really like what you’ve done with your hair. Please contact me using the comment section or via twitter. You know you’re interested – don’t be shy.
If you’re an established critic, what the hell are you doing browsing my site? On the other hand, if you’re building your portfolio, contact me – I am open to your ferocious attack.
As for fellow authors – I find that my writing only gets better when I compare it to yours. Uh, I mean, I’m very open to workshopping so reach out!